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June 10, 2004
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I was inspired by a story I read on Yahoo! News about pro-war country songs, so I decided to write something.
Maybe it's worthy of The (blank) Effect...
I should warn you that if you're easily offended or too stupid to recognize satire when you see it, you should probably just go away now.
Top pro-war country music songs for June 10:
1. Where were you? part 2 (A tribute to Nick, a Jew)
2. Bombs over Baghdad
3. Marry me Lyndie (I'll be here when you get out of the brig)
4. Letter to home (We need more coloreds for cannon fodder)
5. Cameljockeys beware (Toby's back)
6. Iran better run (Prepare to be liberated)
7. The Jews are all right (Watch out, Arafat)
8. Boots for the troops (To shove up Bin Laden's ass)
9. The 'lectric raghead (Abu Ghraib boogie)
10. Love in a Humvee (Watch out for A-rabs)
11. Back home (We used to dream about blowin' up foreigners)
12. If you're not with us, you're against us
13. Al Franken is a liberal Jew
14. Boots for the troops part 2. (Liberals' asses got another thing comin')
15. I don't get mad, I get even (I think that guy at 7-11 is a raghead)
16. Support the president (Unless he's a Demmycrat)
17. The Dixie Chicks are sluts (And probably with the terr'ists)
18. Roll out the tanks! (Taxes are too high because of Liberals)
19. Hanoi John (Somebody's gotta stop him)
20. War, what is it good for? (Selling songs to rednecks)
Posted by Chris Coleman at June 10, 2004 04:28 AM