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September 30, 2004
Tips for lowering your expectations
Things to remember for the presidential debate:
1. John Kerry is the most dangerous man in the world to face off against in a debate. He is not to be underestimated.
2. George W. Bush constantly poops his pants. He's a total pants-shitter. If he can get through the debate without making a stinky, he automatically wins.
May the best spin win.
Posted by Chris Coleman at 08:58 PM | Comments (0)
September 20, 2004
Make it stop
I was going to write a big rant about how MTV is a piece of shit, and now they've managed to totally ruin VH1 and MTV2, but you already know that.
This was brought on by an hours-long Cribs marathon. Does anybody really care what Chingy's house looks like? No. Nobody cares. Show some music.
There, that was efficient.
Posted by Chris Coleman at 12:39 PM | Comments (0)
September 12, 2004
The Ill vs. The Nuge
This is not a joke. This is what I'm surrounded by.
Posted by Chris Coleman at 11:54 PM | Comments (0)
A better tomorrow
I'm back, yet again. This time, with a new URL, because the entire domain system is run by mo-rons. Why can't we just remember IP addresses, people? Honestly, it would make life better.
So anyway, I don't have a heckuva lot to write about right now, and I've made many promises that this will not become a soapbox for talking about exactly how lame/boring/etc. things are. I promise that you will never have to read about how unemployment sucks.
You'll never have to read inane ramblings of a housewife in her mid-twenties to early thirties and how she's really in love with her cats and not the husband she married just because she was an insecure child with a constant need for attachment and now she's incredibly unhappy, even though she never comes right out and says it, but you can tell anyway.
Unless, of course, I'm belittling the aforementioned housewife. Also, run-on sentences will be kept to a minimum. Starting now. Fragments too. Starting now.
That is all.
Posted by Chris Coleman at 11:41 PM | Comments (0)