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September 30, 2004
Tips for lowering your expectations
Things to remember for the presidential debate:
1. John Kerry is the most dangerous man in the world to face off against in a debate. He is not to be underestimated.
2. George W. Bush constantly poops his pants. He's a total pants-shitter. If he can get through the debate without making a stinky, he automatically wins.
May the best spin win.
Posted by Chris Coleman at September 30, 2004 08:58 PM