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November 28, 2004

Some stuff

Thanksgiving. What a fun time. I spent most of it giving thanks for cheap beer in Forest City. I have decided that if I had the money, I would buy Maxey's. I have also decided that if I had the money, I would pay off my credit cards. I hate you Bank One. I hope you burn in the hottest part of credit card hell. MBNA, you're next.

Best Buy card, you're only slightly less of a filthy usurer. It is my solemn vow to pay that card off and then use it every month, but pay it off before I get hit with finance charges. That'll show those assholes who's boss.

I also gave thanks for violent video games. Because I went on so many bloody rampages, I am now officially a hitman with many different guns, all of which can be found at any corner Ammu-Nation store in the state of San Andreas. My skill on a motorcycle is second to none. I have zero percent body fat and both women and men on the street comment on my bodybuilder's physique. I drive fast cars and own several properties.

I'll give up on life entirely as soon as Rockstar finds a way for me to buy Maxey's in a video game. I'm probably not going to hold my breath for Grand Theft Auto: Keystone.

Posted by Chris Coleman at November 28, 2004 11:49 PM

Comments

Posted by: Colin D. Devroe at November 29, 2004 01:40 AM

Posted by: Chris at November 29, 2004 05:44 AM